colbyatepaste
05-21-2008, 10:56 PM
So on a quest to tie up some of those big rubber bouncer worms of Vladi's I took a trip to the local sex shop. I walk into Dr. John's and get my ID checked, come on I have a beard I dont look like Court. I ask the girl if they have any pink non lubricated condoms. The look she gave me would have made lesser men run for the door. She shrugged and went to the back to ask some one else. A new girl came up and asked me what I was looking for... Pink non-lubricated condoms I say. Same damn look. She says they may have some pink ones and they may have some non-lubricated ones. I need both damn it. I don't want to wash any slip and slide em goo off my hands while I am tying. She has the nerve to ask why I need these specific condoms so I tell her that I am tying up some fishing flies. She had no idea what I was talking about so I said ... craft project. I was told to go somewhere else.
So on to friendlier waters I head. Mischeivious is the next shop on my list. This one is closer to home, more liberal surroundings. They may understand the urge of a twenty something male to feed non-lubericated profilactics to fish. I walk up to the kid at the counter and tell him what I am after. I am feeling less embarresed this time around. He sends me to the small back room with lots of pointy soft and fleshy objects. I ask the man there for what I need. He says they may have red, no pink. Only to find out they only have lubricated. We start chatting about what I need them for. He explains I could just unroll it and let it sit out for a few hours and it would dry out. SOLD. He got me. "So what will you do if these won't work" he asks in a very concerned voice. "Ill just put them to their original use." He liked that. So I get home and break out the strawberry flavored baby baskets. Smells yummy, like candy. I start to unroll one and wonder if I could just wash it off in the sink. Worked like a charm. I dry it off and tie up some beautiful heavy pink worms. They still have a lingering strawberry smell.
So on to friendlier waters I head. Mischeivious is the next shop on my list. This one is closer to home, more liberal surroundings. They may understand the urge of a twenty something male to feed non-lubericated profilactics to fish. I walk up to the kid at the counter and tell him what I am after. I am feeling less embarresed this time around. He sends me to the small back room with lots of pointy soft and fleshy objects. I ask the man there for what I need. He says they may have red, no pink. Only to find out they only have lubricated. We start chatting about what I need them for. He explains I could just unroll it and let it sit out for a few hours and it would dry out. SOLD. He got me. "So what will you do if these won't work" he asks in a very concerned voice. "Ill just put them to their original use." He liked that. So I get home and break out the strawberry flavored baby baskets. Smells yummy, like candy. I start to unroll one and wonder if I could just wash it off in the sink. Worked like a charm. I dry it off and tie up some beautiful heavy pink worms. They still have a lingering strawberry smell.