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colbyatepaste
05-21-2008, 10:56 PM
So on a quest to tie up some of those big rubber bouncer worms of Vladi's I took a trip to the local sex shop. I walk into Dr. John's and get my ID checked, come on I have a beard I dont look like Court. I ask the girl if they have any pink non lubricated condoms. The look she gave me would have made lesser men run for the door. She shrugged and went to the back to ask some one else. A new girl came up and asked me what I was looking for... Pink non-lubricated condoms I say. Same damn look. She says they may have some pink ones and they may have some non-lubricated ones. I need both damn it. I don't want to wash any slip and slide em goo off my hands while I am tying. She has the nerve to ask why I need these specific condoms so I tell her that I am tying up some fishing flies. She had no idea what I was talking about so I said ... craft project. I was told to go somewhere else.
So on to friendlier waters I head. Mischeivious is the next shop on my list. This one is closer to home, more liberal surroundings. They may understand the urge of a twenty something male to feed non-lubericated profilactics to fish. I walk up to the kid at the counter and tell him what I am after. I am feeling less embarresed this time around. He sends me to the small back room with lots of pointy soft and fleshy objects. I ask the man there for what I need. He says they may have red, no pink. Only to find out they only have lubricated. We start chatting about what I need them for. He explains I could just unroll it and let it sit out for a few hours and it would dry out. SOLD. He got me. "So what will you do if these won't work" he asks in a very concerned voice. "Ill just put them to their original use." He liked that. So I get home and break out the strawberry flavored baby baskets. Smells yummy, like candy. I start to unroll one and wonder if I could just wash it off in the sink. Worked like a charm. I dry it off and tie up some beautiful heavy pink worms. They still have a lingering strawberry smell.

cheech
05-21-2008, 11:00 PM
LOL... nice. You got bawls the size of pineapples man.

colbyatepaste
05-21-2008, 11:06 PM
In Ryans class he was talking about how him and Vladi where in a gas station and Vladi bought a armful of pink condoms. I know why now. I don't want to do that again anytime soon.

bushrat311
05-21-2008, 11:11 PM
Maybe I took the easy way out, but I went to a party supply store and bought pink balloons in bulk. Judging from the looks my wife gave me when I explained my purchase, it's probably a good thing I didn't go looking for the pink condoms...

colbyatepaste
05-21-2008, 11:16 PM
Maybe I took the easy way out, but I went to a party supply store and bought pink balloons in bulk. Judging from the looks my wife gave me when I explained my purchase, it's probably a good thing I didn't go looking for the pink condoms...

I think the fishing gods will look down on that easy way out.

bushrat311
05-21-2008, 11:23 PM
I think the fishing gods will look down on that easy way out.

FYI - There's nothing easy about convincing my wife I need to buy more fly tying material, you'd probably have an easier time getting a respectable fish to eat that funky streamer that cheech tied for you at the expo! ;)

royalwulff
05-21-2008, 11:28 PM
thanks colby for the entertaining post, I needed a good excuse to go to a sex shop... but I wont be buying pink latex condoms. I sure the conversation would have gone like this when I told the little woman.

Her: Honey where you going
Me: to the peacock to get some pink condoms
Her: I like that idea, how long until you get back... I will get ready
Me: there not for sex babe, you know I dont believe in them
Her: ?????? well what are they going to be used for
Me: I am tying some flies with them
Her: I have a pair of pink thongs-- will that work to tie an interesting fly? (as she sits down on the chair, crosses her legs with her little short skirt and high heel on.)
Me: I've seen them make wet flies before
Her: (smiling) Hmmmm, I like that
Me: Ok it appears I am not going to the peacock then am I
Her: No stay right here and do some fly fishing big boy.

Thats why I love her because her kind of flyfishing is my favorite kind.

Raff
05-21-2008, 11:35 PM
Wow RW. I'm pretty sure that post would would land you in jail in at least 4 states.

5 if Marty reads it ;)

Great story colby.

UtahFlyGuy
05-22-2008, 01:43 AM
Great post Colby, that goes to show how far some of us will go to obtain the right materials. Now on your way
out of Evanston I would recommend stopping by Vision Video for some Pink non-lubercated latex.

cardiac
05-22-2008, 02:24 AM
You really saw this on The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, didn't you.

colbyatepaste
05-22-2008, 02:51 AM
The name sounds slightly familiar but you've got me confused on that one.