View Full Version : Dear Jesus,
«°Ñøvã°»
11-17-2007, 01:21 PM
I know i need to rake the leaves again in the back yard and you just might be waiting for me to do that. I also appreciate the fact that you wait for my days off for it to rain. Jesus were dry as a bone here and we need some dumpage like soon. So if its just the same to you I dont mind, dont hold back on my account, make it snow Jesus.
Your buddy
J
PS: Thanks for the eye candy last night, women are such beautiful creatures when they are drunk and hungry.
mike doughty
11-17-2007, 02:31 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! that's good stuff jerry
feathersand fur
11-17-2007, 02:53 PM
nice jerr.......................go get some sleep man.
royalwulff
11-17-2007, 04:06 PM
good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
«°Ñøvã°»
12-01-2007, 01:13 PM
Thank you Jesus,
styan
12-01-2007, 03:27 PM
Thank you Al, you efforts have not gone unnoticed. ;)
Drizzlepuss
12-01-2007, 03:57 PM
That's the best message I've read in months! ... and now it's snowing.
Who knew?... all you had to do was ask.
Thanks dude!
«°Ñøvã°»
12-01-2007, 04:00 PM
That's the best message I've read in months! ... and now it's snowing.
Who knew?... all you had to do was ask.
Thanks dude!
Took em a lil while but hey im not bitchin'....its Jesus after all.
UtahFlyGuy
12-01-2007, 05:03 PM
Took em a lil while but hey im not bitchin'....its Jesus after all.
Now let see Jesus deliver the 2nd request later tonite champ.;)
styan
12-01-2007, 05:30 PM
Now let see Jesus deliver the 2nd request later tonite champ.;)
I'm afraid.
(Imported from Bangy-bangy?)
I want one nasty winter! Remember the ones we used to have? The storms that would dump 2+ feet?
feathersand fur
12-02-2007, 12:31 AM
I want one nasty winter! Remember the ones we used to have? The storms that would dump 2+ feet?
global warming havent you heard...............lol just kidding cheech
tryN2
12-02-2007, 02:31 AM
global warming... LMAO...
a team that went to the artic ocean to study this so called problem, had to be emergency evacuated by helicopter because it was TOO COLD....
mankinds time/history on the rock is so short, like 1 drop in a 55 gal. drum. we don't know squat about it. been hotter, been colder.....
;)
feathersand fur
12-02-2007, 05:37 AM
i was being sarcastic................that subject has been beaten to death ten different ways from sunday on the boards dude.......you dont even want to bring it up just because of exactly the response you gave...............nevermind.
just back away slowly........very slowly
im out
f&f
Jason
12-02-2007, 05:38 AM
Don't even think about starting anything about GW.
Jerr, thanks for the prayer..........let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
tryN2
12-02-2007, 06:08 AM
i was being sarcastic................that subject has been beaten to death ten different ways from sunday on the boards dude.......you dont even want to bring it up just because of exactly the response you gave...............nevermind.
just back away slowly........very slowly
im out
f&f
i know it has ;)
Since you brought it up !!!! :-)
I just responded because i saw that bit on the news 2day...
feathersand fur
12-02-2007, 06:13 AM
all's cool tryn2.............the only thing that matters is that nova's prayer worked and we are getting some h20. we freakin need the water.
f&f
F/V Gulf Ventur
12-02-2007, 06:35 AM
Nova, I hope you asked for large quantities of the fluff!
UtahFlyGuy
12-02-2007, 06:43 AM
Nova, I hope you asked for large quantities of the fluff!
more ways than one..............trust me.
F/V Gulf Ventur
12-02-2007, 06:56 AM
Few....Atta-Boy Nova!
«°Ñøvã°»
12-02-2007, 12:59 PM
global warming... LMAO...
a team that went to the artic ocean to study this so called problem, had to be emergency evacuated by helicopter because it was TOO COLD....
mankinds time/history on the rock is so short, like 1 drop in a 55 gal. drum. we don't know squat about it. been hotter, been colder.....
;)
Step into the Triple Rock Church and hear the beloved Reverend Cleophus James
Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ I have seen the light
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo9Xe5dPos&feature=related
styan
12-02-2007, 04:20 PM
Dear Satan,
Anything you can do for my frozen guides today? Any help will be appreciated.
feathersand fur
12-02-2007, 04:33 PM
lmao.................classic styan
funny as hell
f&f
chanceb
12-02-2007, 06:15 PM
Dear Satan,
Anything you can do for my frozen guides today? Any help will be appreciated.
Styan=Satan, now it's so clear to me! :)
«°Ñøvã°»
12-03-2007, 12:36 PM
Dear Satan,
Anything you can do for my frozen guides today? Any help will be appreciated.
Satan says nutbutter
«°Ñøvã°»
12-08-2007, 02:21 PM
Got Jesus?
«°Ñøvã°»
12-21-2007, 01:33 PM
That was a good one Jesus. They predicted 2-4" got a solid 8" here in Sugarhouse. Did a couple 360's on I-15 last night Thank the Gods Im in one piece but the Toy took some damage to the driver axle. Im still thankful :)
MickG
12-21-2007, 04:40 PM
That sucks!!!!!
royalwulff
01-02-2008, 08:49 PM
Dear Satan,
Anything you can do for my frozen guides today? Any help will be appreciated.
WD40 sprayed on them
«°Ñøvã°»
01-02-2008, 11:12 PM
Another big one coming end of the week....everyone pay homage to the Trout Jesus and let it SNOW!!!!!!
UtahFlyGuy
01-02-2008, 11:27 PM
Another big one coming end of the week....everyone pay homage to the Trout Jesus and let it SNOW!!!!!!
Good luck this weekend Jer. Call me if you need a chain.
coreyk
01-09-2008, 07:53 PM
I know i need to rake the leaves ... make it snow Jesus.
you have a powerful gift of prayer! looks like 11" more at my place today!
«°Ñøvã°»
01-09-2008, 11:42 PM
you have a powerful gift of prayer! looks like 11" more at my place today!
Me n the big guy have this understanding ;)....whatever works right tee hee
SnakesOnAPlane
01-21-2008, 03:47 PM
I just checked the snotel website (props to PBH), and Utah is looking good thus far for good flows this upcoming summer if the current trend continues.
Another 6-12 inches of powder always helps.
What a great winter, it sure helps all this Kentucky Bluegrass we have on our lawns (except styan of course!)
F/V Gulf Ventur
01-21-2008, 04:14 PM
Why... why.... why... did I pick-up these two shifts at work today? This is torture, working a double on a powder day.
Wildnative and Cheech, please pass the tissues
cheech
01-21-2008, 05:09 PM
Why... why.... why... did I pick-up these two shifts at work today? This is torture, working a double on a powder day.
Wildnative and Cheech, please pass the tissues
Call this dude the waaaaaaambulance.
I once worked an overcast day in April. How does THAT feel?
SnakesOnAPlane
01-21-2008, 05:48 PM
Call this dude the waaaaaaambulance.
I once worked an overcast day in April. How does THAT feel?
you must have had one helluva nasty commute this morning, barring you are in town.
cheech
01-21-2008, 06:06 PM
you must have had one helluva nasty commute this morning, barring you are in town.
Sucked.
Sucked.
Sucked.
Sucked.
Going to Florida.
Going to Florida.
Going to Florida.
Going to Florida.
My wife is home taking care of the shoveling duties while I am at work.
Work update: About 85 deg F and sunny in Brazil this morning. Lots of "nice" scenery.
I think I will have to have a caipirinha or two tonight.
How does that song go "The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful...."
«°Ñøvã°»
01-21-2008, 08:44 PM
Jesus says "more on the way"
Garth
01-21-2008, 08:58 PM
F?V Gulf Venture
No worries. Little cottonwood was closed from 7:30 to 11.
Big closed at 10.
Resorts will have very little open. Tuesday should be great. And they may open closed areas on Wednesday.
See it is all good ;).
Grizz
01-21-2008, 10:00 PM
Good God, we got THUMPED!!
Thank you God.
peace
F/V Gulf Ventur
01-22-2008, 06:06 AM
Call this dude the waaaaaaambulance.
I once worked an overcast day in April. How does THAT feel?
LOL....
Shredding the gnar tomorrow!
FYI.... LC closing in the am for bombing, at 6:30am.....
SnakesOnAPlane
01-22-2008, 06:41 AM
Where are you hittin the powder?
I'll be at the 'Tude. First in line.
F/V Gulf Ventur
01-22-2008, 06:51 AM
Where are you hittin the powder?
I'll be at the 'Tude. First in line.
.
Right infont of you : ).. Eagle to the horn... then to Fantasy if its open.
I'll be on the Fish... Burton Fish
SnakesOnAPlane
01-22-2008, 07:05 AM
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I'll be on the Fish... Burton Fish
Burton Dragon (Motion). 167. It has a FREE ALTA sticker on it.
I'm the one who looks 6'6 on the mountain, and in the Patagonia Deep Wading Jacket, (not kidding).
SnakesOnAPlane
01-23-2008, 06:29 PM
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Right infont of you : ).. Eagle to the horn... then to Fantasy if its open.
I'll be on the Fish... Burton Fish
I kept looking for the Fish. I was on Paradise, Concord, Milk's Run and the chutes above Dynamite all day.
Holy crap, that was the sickest powder I've been in for a LONG time. Knee deep the whole day through!
And I saw two browns in Big Cottonwood Creek on the way down, right near the mouth of the canyon. (FR)
F/V Gulf Ventur
01-24-2008, 06:15 PM
I kept looking for the Fish. I was on Paradise, Concord, Milk's Run and the chutes above Dynamite all day.
Holy crap, that was the sickest powder I've been in for a LONG time. Knee deep the whole day through!
And I saw two browns in Big Cottonwood Creek on the way down, right near the mouth of the canyon. (FR)
Glad to see you had an epic day... Milk Run is a favorite for sure. I ended up in the Backcountry between Solitude and Brighton. It was a long day.
«°Ñøvã°»
02-03-2008, 02:14 PM
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=134181&nid=149
Numbers look good so far hope we have a wet spring
jonescort
02-03-2008, 06:10 PM
YOU ROCK JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9 inches and counting on my front porch that I shoveled last night. LOOKING GOOD for snow boarding on the morrow.
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