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Improv
08-27-2007, 02:59 AM
I played hooky from work yesterday and I made my way to a small stream. Can I just say, WOW what a beautiful little stream. The fish were easily spooked which made for some difficult catching, but what a fantastic place.

Shortly into my trip I came across a man who was very eager to show me his catch. This guy had a net full of beautiful cutthroats. When I asked what he was using he said, “Would you believe it’s one of those Wal-Mart flies?” So I asked what it was called, he said he didn’t know the name, but it was brown with white feathers. Now, I don’t mind getting out fished – it happens a lot, but I guess my ego had a problem with a guy doing with bugs bought from the “Ma and Pa” store killers. So I thought I thought I would give a little more attention to his fishing techniques, after all what could he be doing that was so different from what I was doing. I walked up an embankment so I would be out of his view, but I could still see him quite well, I even pulled out the ole binoculars just to get a better look at this Wal-Mart special. Sure enough he did have on a size 8 bug of some kind, it looked like a Royal Coachman or a huge Humpy. However, his true secret bug was shortly reviled to me. Trailing off this big bug was about 2 feet of leader and attached to that was a bare hook. The Wal-Mart man then reached into his fanny pack and pulled out the ole’ garden tackle, and carefully threads it onto his bare hook. He looks around carefully to see if anyone is watching. When he sees that it’s safe, he cast his “artificial fly” into a deep pool. Within seconds he is landing another one of these wary cutthroats. A very satisfying smile came over my face for a few reasons. One, I knew I had phone service and the poaching hotline was on speed dial and two, It felt good knowing that Mr. Wal-Mart special “fly” fisherman was not out fishing me, he was just another redneck bait dunker braking the law.

As I was leaving, the fish cop had just got there. We talked for a while and he quietly made his way to a well-concealed spot on the mountainside, pulled out the ole’ binoculars and watch Mr. Wal-Mart use his “special fly”.

Curtis Fry
08-27-2007, 03:43 AM
Nicely done!
(sorry 'bout the edit...that's one river I get a lot of grief about when it gets highlighted)

FISHINWEAZ
08-27-2007, 03:48 AM
Can I just say, WOW what a beautiful little stream.

LMAO-nice edit Sheriff

Phlyfisher
08-27-2007, 03:49 AM
Way to report the poaching. I usually don't have phone coverage to report it. Stoping poaching and protecting your own fisherman ego- a man after my own heart. You sir, are a king among men.

Improv
08-27-2007, 04:35 AM
Nicely done!
(sorry 'bout the edit...that's one river I get a lot of grief about when it gets highlighted)


No worries... I should have known better. I have no problem with the edit.

Thanks!
Ben

jonescort
08-27-2007, 04:50 AM
Thanks for not naming names. I already got the fine from the poaching:)

Improv
08-27-2007, 05:17 AM
Thanks for not naming names. I already got the fine from the poaching:)


No worries... by the way, I wanted to compliment you on your new handlebar mustache, it makes you look 40 years older!

F/V Gulf Ventur
08-27-2007, 07:02 AM
Thanks Improv!

MuseJr
08-27-2007, 11:44 AM
Way to report the poaching... You sir, are a king among men.

I agree completely.

Lewiskm3
08-27-2007, 02:23 PM
That's what I would call a high quality dropper!

Good work on reporting him in, there have been times I wished i had the right number to call when jerkface scumbags revealed their poaching ways, and didn't have it. I think I'm going to save them in my phone for future reference.

Doug S.
08-27-2007, 03:05 PM
That's what I would call a high quality dropper!

Good work on reporting him in, there have been times I wished i had the right number to call when jerkface scumbags revealed their poaching ways, and didn't have it. I think I'm going to save them in my phone for future reference.

1-800-POACHER

D.C.
08-27-2007, 08:40 PM
I thought the number is 1-800-662-DEER.

I also think it's on the back of your fishing license.

Doug S.
08-27-2007, 09:01 PM
I thought the number is 1-800-662-DEER.

I also think it's on the back of your fishing license.

I stand corrected... but it sounded good :)

D.C.
08-27-2007, 09:13 PM
Although Improv didn't say how many were in the net full of cuts, I'll bet the guy got busted for his bag-limit also.

Doug S.
08-27-2007, 09:48 PM
Although Improv didn't say how many were in the net full of cuts, I'll bet the guy got busted for his bag-limit also.

Guy's like that have no "bag" :)

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08-27-2007, 10:07 PM
Last year on the middle i came round a bend and noticed a guy usin the ol bobber spinner set up. First inclination was he is usin bait. I didnt have a phone on me and didnt wanna start a river rage episode and send this guy packin with my SP shoved in his ... Anywho i just start rappin with this guy and upon closer inspection found his.....GASP "styrofoam container" of worms hiding in a lil crevice in the rocks. Well i just kinna leaned on the rock there still talkin to the guy and when the moment presented itself heisted his container like nothing happend and walked upstream. Well i dont think he liked that to much as he caught up to me where he had parked. He was being very vocal and using words i have never heard before. I handed him back his empty worm container as i had dumped the worms in the river upstream and told him to make sure he throws the container in the can before he leaves and to read the proclamation next time. He didnt think i was to funny but i thought it was freakin hilarious.

Red.Fly
08-28-2007, 03:08 AM
Any bait fisherman worth his salt doesn't need a styrofoam container of worms. I just pack a pair of chop sticks. Those fish sure like grasshoppers.

Curtis Fry
08-28-2007, 03:20 AM
Last year on the middle i came round a bend and noticed a guy usin the ol bobber spinner set up. First inclination was he is usin bait. I didnt have a phone on me and didnt wanna start a river rage episode and send this guy packin with my SP shoved in his ... Anywho i just start rappin with this guy and upon closer inspection found his.....GASP "styrofoam container" of worms hiding in a lil crevice in the rocks. Well i just kinna leaned on the rock there still talkin to the guy and when the moment presented itself heisted his container like nothing happend and walked upstream. Well i dont think he liked that to much as he caught up to me where he had parked. He was being very vocal and using words i have never heard before. I handed him back his empty worm container as i had dumped the worms in the river upstream and told him to make sure he throws the container in the can before he leaves and to read the proclamation next time. He didnt think i was to funny but i thought it was freakin hilarious.

Now that's a great one right there -- that's funny, I don't care who you are. LOL!!!