"Fishing Jokes"

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Seen this on another site...got a nice chuckle out of it.

"Add to the thread please"

A camper was stopped by a Game Warden in Michigan as she was
returning to her campsite with a bucket full of still-alive fish.
Do you have a license to catch those fish" the game warden asked.
"No sir. These are my pet fish," the woman replied.
"Pet fish?" the warden asked.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake where I'm
camped and let them swim around for a while.
When they hear my whistle, they jump right back into the bucket and I
take them back to
the camp."
That's a bunch of baloney," the game warden said as he reached for his
pad of citations.
The woman looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "If
you
don't believe me, then follow me back to the lake to see how it
works."
Still suspicious, but curious, the game warden agreed.
And so they walked to the lake. There, the woman poured the fish into
the lake, where they disappeared into the water.
"Okay," said the game warden. "Call them back."
"Call who back?"
The fish," replied the warden.
What fish?" asked the woman

[campfire]

When God created the earth he made it two thirds water and one third land. It seems obvious he intended man to spend twice a much time fish as doing yard work.

[lewie]

about the one armed fisherman who caught a fish (........................
that long?

[fulano]

how much money can a man spend on fishing gear, before his wife throws him out?


I'm not sure, but I believe the experiment is nearly complete.