old stuffed fish

[grouser]

If you are thinking of getting rid of that old stuffed fish you have, try some of theses suggestions instead.
1.Although not soft and cuddly as a teddy bear, stuffed fish can be given to children. Dressed in an jacket and trousers it would be the perfect guest at your young daughters next tea party.
2.If you have a stuffed fish with a open mouth, they make nice planters. English Ivy planted in the cavity would work great in the kitchen.
3.A graylings dorsal fin would work great as a ice scraper for your truck on those cold winter mornings.
4.Any stuffed fish works great as a doorstop
5.Large stuffed fish can be used to hold open the phone book while you dial, or a cookbook while you cook.
6.You can use a stuffed fish to save a place for you in line at the local supermarket.
7.If you have a stuffed fish with a wide open tail and a perfectly straight body, bronze it, then make it into a nice weather vane.
8.Glue a magnet on the back of small stuffed fish to post messages on the fridge.

[MOKE]

I worked way too hard that summer, and fended of my uncles $5 hostile take over effort! I'm not giving it up that easy!
Where else are the dust bunnies gonna live?
And what of the fire cracker that has been in its mouth for 30 yrs now? Its probably unstable as hell by now!

Too many problems here...I'm not touching this one.

MOKE

[Greg M]

When your a kid in the early 70's and a grown up offers you cold hard cash for a fish, isn't your duty to provide them with the fish?

What would a kid want with a big Boulder MT brooke trout anyway?

[RAW]

I had a stuffed pheasant once. My brother-in-law took up taxidermy. It was one of his first birds. When the maggots started dropping out of its hind end, I gave it to my father-in-law as a gift.

[MOKE]

Hey RAW
It seems that the last time you posted you were getting all warm and fuzzy.
Something to do with Rivers!?
Now I don't feel so bad.
Man..I haven't even had coffee yet. Yuchh!

MOKE