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catfish
01-22-2005, 03:47 AM
Well, I was on the river recently. I caught a pretty nice Brown. He was about 16 inches. After I pulled the fly out of his mouth, I was lowering him back in the water, when he suddenly turned his head around, looked at me, and said, "You look like a plate of spaghetti."

I said back to him, "You look like a pepperoni pizza." Then he swam away.

Anybody else ever have a similar experience?

RAW
01-22-2005, 04:58 AM
No but I had one turn around and say, "You really think you're that special? I mean come on guy, I don't have any hands or legs and my brain is the size of a pea. You really think you're that special? Here I am trying to get a decent meal and you have to pull me out of the river by my lip! You're really not as special as you think!"

Stoney Clarke
01-22-2005, 02:07 PM
Not exactly, I always have the feeling I'm the host of some strange Trout Game Show, where the trout has to make choices. Real food or a feathery hook, real food or bait and the oven. After I release them I yell, "Thank you for playing, come again soon".

SC

Telefish
01-22-2005, 04:11 PM
Catfish and RAW, thanks for the morning chuckle! Those are two of the best posts I've seen in months!!!

Cary
01-22-2005, 04:24 PM
I once had a fish tell me my 401-k was sinking like the president's approval rating.

I cashed out and invested in OptiGrabs.

I still gotta work.

Damn fish.

Zak Evertsen
01-22-2005, 07:12 PM
I was on the Logan the other day and while trying to retrieve a fly out of an overhanging limb a fish surfaced and said your gonna have to get up alot earlier than this if your gonna catch a real fish.. I realized it was like 4 in the afternoon, and I said Hey fish, what do you know about time? Its like 4 pm. He swam away and I held my head high the rest of the afternoon, though I strangely didnt catch any fish.

MOKE
01-22-2005, 08:59 PM
I once had a fish tell me my 401-k was sinking like the president's approval rating.

I cashed out and invested in OptiGrabs.

I still gotta work.

Damn fish.

Well, that fish had a special purpose!